What’s up Her Favorite Juice faithful!!! How was your weekend?! Like you people will respond to that, I don’t care though this is how we do it around here. I know a few of you guys went out this past weekend and found yourself attracted to a few older women, whom I like to call “Dos Cougarious” aka Cougar. Women of this caliber walk into nightclubs with solid self-assurance and the confidence to come after you if need be. All they ask is that you pass a few couple shit test and they’ll go home with you, simple as that!!!
My time in the field has taught me that when cougars ask, “How old are you?” It’s a very big indicator of interest. They already know that your younger but when you tell them your age, 100% of the time they’ll respond with, “Aww…You’re just a baby.” This is the #1 shit test, pending on your response will be the deciding factor of the whole pick up.
Remember that delivery is EVERYTHING. What you say is far less important than HOW YOU SAY IT. Deliver these lines with a neutral vocal tone. Look her dead in the eye and say….
1) Her: Awww.. You’re just a baby
Me: Okay, so you got to watch scooby doo (X) years before I did, I don’t care.
2) Her: Awww.. You’re Just a baby
Me : I’ve always wanted to Fuck a math
3) Her: Aww… You’re Just a baby
Me: Aaliyah said, “Age is nothing but a number.”
Her: Who’s she a friend of yours?
Me: Exactly My point!! (Laugh)
4) Her: Awww. You’re Just a Baby
Me: And you’re a pedophile (Smiling)
5) Her: Awww… You’re just a Baby
Me: I only go out with women in they’re early 30s, but since your cute, I’ll make an acception.
6) Her: Awww… You’re Just a baby.
Me: Well, I hear wine does taste better with age (Slick smile)
7) Her: Awww… You’re Just a baby.
Me: We could roleplay… You be the priest and I’ll be the little boy
8) Her: Awww… You’re Just a baby
Me: ”Look mam, The longer it takes for you to get over the whole ‘age difference’ thing, the older you’re getting.. so hurry up.. I’ll wait”
9) Her: Awww.. You’re Just a baby
Me: Yeah and I’m hungry, I need milk
10) Her: Awww… You’re just a baby
Me: Do you come with a warranty? So If you break, I can bring you back to the club and get another?
You can say these or come up with your own witty remarks. It’s easier to tease them about being old rather than call them out on it. Makes the interaction THAT much more enjoyable. Go out, and practice these tonight I bet XBOX360 you will get a few laughs
Until Then Fellas