Credit for this post goes towards facebook celeb, Mr. JoeWest. Que the video Below!!!
Starting from the end of this sentence, this post is one big quotable to which I thought was hilariously true from his perspective.
So a friend posted on another freinds wall asking how to “date/ask out” someone that you don’t really know… After reading thru theirs and others ridiculous comments I wrote this lil 101Social networking Dating tutorial. Geared for those fb friends you don’t really “know”.
You all have it sooo wrong… this is what you do:
Step 1). Creep her pics… find cute pics of hers and “like” them. Not the ones she’s trying to look cute in.. The “unassuming” pics where she just looks cute naturally. they’re the ones she prob commented something like “eww I’m a hott mess today” and don’t go over board.. just do one or two every couple days.
Step 2). “Poke War”… yes poke her. this comes about a week after you’ve successfully initiated Step 1. When she pokes you back… wait a day or so and return it. The frequency will naturally increase if she reciprocates.
Step 3). Begin interacting with her facebook posts. again moderation. Start off choosing A few of her light funny posts from a week or so ago. and “like” one or two of em. Then slowly work your way to more current events. If, and only if, you are funny or witty go ahead and make a few comments to interact with whats she posted. example: if she bitches about a co-worker’s terrible eating habits make a funny remark about them too. Don’t choose the opposite side. in her posts she’s always right. but don’t dick ride and blindly agree with every single thing she said “Ohh Emmm Gee I know!!” looks lame after a while.
Step 4). Inbox… If the above steps have been met with some decent range of acceptance… a few weeks later inboxing her is ok.. If you have executed the above steps to perfection she will have inboxed you by now. **Important note** Don’t go right for the ask out here. Find somewhere neutral she is already going to be and say “maybe we’ll run into each other?”
Step 5). This is where you should’ve already seen her out n about. Probably exchanged numbers by now or at least built a rapport of flirtation. The rest from this point is up to your natural abilities. She should have a feel for your personality by now, seen you in a social setting or two, and is already facebook creeping you too…
From my perspective it’s all about value and investment. You can show her what type of guy you are by NOT “liking” her status the way she wants you to. She’s looking for that cool guy who doesn’t react to her like the others do and this is a great tutorial on how to do that. Thank JoeWest for this piece of information.